“I have questions to all your answers” Woody Allen
Allan : What are you doing Saturday night?
La fille du musée : Committing suicide.
Allan : What about Friday night?
Play It Again, Sam (1972)
| Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday! Woody Allen, My philosophy (1966) |
“My brain?! That's my second favorite organ!”
Sleeper (1973)
| I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland. Manhattan Murder Mystery (1993) |
“To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.”
Love and Death (1975)
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Alvy Singer [adressing the camera]
Two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life.
Annie Hall (1977)
"To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition."
Stardust Memories (1980)
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"Until you've been kissed on a rainy Parisian afternoon – you've never been kissed." |
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Manhattan Murder Mystery (1993)
Doris : You have no values. With you its all nihilism, cynicism, sarcasm, and orgasm..
Harry Block : Hey, in France I could run for office with that slogan, and win!
Deconstructing Harry (1997)
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The most beautiful words in the English language aren't "I love you" but "it's benign." |
Christopher « Chris » Wilton : There are moments in a match when the ball hits the top of the net, and for a split second, it can either go forward or fall back. With a little luck, it goes forward, and you win. Or maybe it doesn't, and you lose…
Match Point (2005)
“I am not afraid of death,
I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
Pictures © Christophe L.
